Twitter Fodder: @BotCanCook

This could become the stuff of legend

Admit it, you want your roast duck at home to be lewder than the one at the restaurant team project management. That way you’ll score with your date.

You brought your date over, right?

Twitter fodder: @shitfoodblogger

Deviled is the lowest form of egg hop over to this web-site.

If everyone quits their bullshit corporate jobs and follows their dreams, who will buy all this artisan toast?

I wish I knew how to jazz up my oatmeal.

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